A lot of thought went into the ingredients of "I can't believe its not mayonnaise." After awhile, the conversation transcended condiments and became a greater question of "What makes things funny?" The alchemistic components of "I can't believe its not mayonnaise" became synonymous with laughter and joy, and I sought to discover its composition. I spent many hours in deep thought and consulted a few of my wisest and most trusted friends, but found no answers. I was sure that there was no definite answer to my question, and was on the brink of giving up when I had an epiphany. The answer to my question, the answer to "What is the source of all human joyousness?" rested in sperm. Sperm is the paragon funny: the funny from which all funniness is wrought. This is my proof to the world.

I really hope my grandmother loses the link to my webcomic.

There was some confusion about Travis and Justin, since they look fairly similar. Hopefully having them together in the same comic will clear that up. That or it will start wacky theories about time travel or alternate universes, and Justin tricking himself into eating his own semen.